Centexan Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 An older lady gets pulled over for speeding.... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you, but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it...4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration? Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk. The officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away and calls for backup. Within minutes 5 police cars circle them. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle? The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older Woman: Is there a problem, sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car? The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but a spare tire. Officer 2: Is this your car, Ma'am? Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a drivers license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a current license and hands it to Officer 2. The officer examines the license. He looks quite disturbed! Officer 2: Thank you, ma'am. One of my officers told me you do not have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. OLDER WOMAN: BET THE LIAR TOLD YOU I WAS SPEEDING, TOO!!! Link to comment
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