DonsCountryGal Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Skinny Dipping... An elderly man in West Virginia had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!' The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.' Some old men can still think fast. Sounds like something Trip might do...in Georgia, around all them pioneerin' type women! (Warning: don't go there, Trip, them women carry guns an' know how to use 'em!) Link to comment
skiffgirl Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 This one had me in stitches Link to comment
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