The Aisle Seat

[Trip]

 

Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of

London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the

middle seat...

Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in

the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes

off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window

seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.' 'Don't get

up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe

and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the

other Arab said, 'That looks good, I'd really like

one, too.' Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and

spat in it.

 

When the Marine returned, they all sat back and

enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet

into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over

and asked his Arab neighbors...

 

'Why does it have to be this way?' 'How long

must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This

animosity?

This spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?'

 

THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE

MARINES

 

[Crazy4Canning]

I heard this joke years ago, only it was a Rabbi.... either way, it's funny.

[zzelle]

too cute