Old Men

[Synn]

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for

several years.

 

He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice with

picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and

peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up

for swimming when it was built.

 

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the

pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it

over. He grabbed a five ! gallon bucket to bring back

some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices

shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he

saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in

his pond.

 

He made the women aware of his presence and they all

went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him,

"We're not coming out until you leave!"

 

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch

you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond

naked."

 

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the

alligator."

 

Moral: Old men can still think fast!!

 

[gardnmom]

[Kygal]

[jeanettecentaur]

That's a good one. Sent it on to my Dad!

[ma & pa steel]

Man that's hilarious!!!! Quick thinking