Trip Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Getting Whacked & Bonked! There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and --WHACK!!-- knocks him clean off the bar stool and onto the floor. The idiot says, "That was a karate chop from Korea." The little guy thinks "Geez," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden --WHACK!!- the big dude knocks him down again and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan." So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so. When he returns, without saying a word, he walks up behind the big idiot and --BONK!!-- bangs the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold. The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he comes to, tell him that is a crowbar from Sears." There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and --WHACK!!-- knocks him clean off the bar stool and onto the floor. The idiot says, "That was a karate chop from Korea." The little guy thinks "Geez," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden --WHACK!!- the big dude knocks him down again and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan." So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so. When he returns, without saying a word, he walks up behind the big idiot and --BONK!!-- bangs the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold. The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he comes to, tell him that is a crowbar from Sears." Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 OK Trip it was funny the FIRST time I read it, you didn't have to put in it 2 times in 1 post ROFL Link to comment
ROBIE Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I was wondering if posting it twice was part of the joke......guess not....... Robie Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 ... well if it was trip got you and I with it? LOL Link to comment
Trip Posted December 24, 2009 Author Share Posted December 24, 2009 Well what the hay, must be coz I thought about having a "Hollyday" drink..I didn't have one but I did think about it... Link to comment
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