Amishway Homesteaders Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When she returned, she told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are not.' He thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.' So God called another angel and sent her to Earth for a time, too. When the angel returned she went to God and said, 'Yes, the Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are being good.' God was not pleased. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good because He wanted to encourage them.... give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what that E-mail said....... ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? So You didn't get one either, huh? Link to comment
Mother Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Actually, I did,,, but I don't want to spoil God's plan by telling you all!!! Good one AH. Link to comment
ROBIE Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Gee, thanks Mother! Thank God we still got the Bible to guide us! Robie Link to comment
CrabGrassAcres Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 It said "I'd rather die than lose you." Link to comment
Mother Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Yes, CGA, that is exactly what it said.... Link to comment
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