How HOT is it???

[Mt_Rider]

I'm rarely in this forum but....it's good therapy! Since so many of you are enduring record-breaking heat [and heart-breaking gardening failure]....mebbe we can laugh at these silly things. I like #3 - always do that in Hawaii!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

IT'S SO HOT

.....the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.

.....the trees are whistling for the dogs.

.....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance

.....hot water comes from both taps.

.....you can make sun tea instantly.

.....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

.....the temperature drops below 90 F and you feel a little chilly.

.....you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car.

.....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

.....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.

.....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M.

.....your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?

.....you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.

.....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.

.....the cows are giving evaporated milk.

.....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

 

 

 

MtRider

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[Amishway Homesteaders]

cute!

[Midnightmom]

Steering wheel covers are a necessity in some climes........................such as California!

 

And sometimes it's safer to drive w/o the seatbelt at least until it cools off some (even IF you've parked in the shade!!!)

 

And yes, my left arm is 'tanner' than my right.

 

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