Oh, us poor men!

[Amishway Homesteaders]

"When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise. God appeared and said. "I want the men to form two lines. One line is for the men who were true heads of their households and the other for the men who feel they were hen pecked and dominated by their women. All ladies are to report to St. Peter."

When the women departed, there were two lines of men. The line for the men dominated by their wives was over 100 miles long. Only one man stood in the line of the men who were the heads of their households. God addressed them. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the heads of your household. You have disobeyed me and not carried out your role of leadership. Out of all you, only one man obeyed. Learn from him!"

Then God turned to the one man and asked, "How did you manage to be the only one who got it right and now stand in this line?"

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here!"

 

. . . .Y E S D E A R !

[lumabean]

[Jeepers]

[Cat]

Yeah, like God didn't already know that????

 

 

[themartianchick]

She probably told him to stand up straight, too!