Misheard Lyrics

[Midnightmom]

When you listen to this song, what do you hear?

 

"Up on the rooftop, reindeer paws........"

"Up on the rooftop, reindeer pause......"

 

 

[Jeepers]

I think the most famous one is Blinded By The Light

 

Revved up like a duce 

Another runner in the night  

 

OR

 

Racked up like a douche

Another loner in the night

 

 

 

One I always got wrong until my 40's was What A Wonderful World

 

I see skies of blue

And clouds of white

Bright blessed day

The dark sacred night

 

I heard "And dogs say goodnight"  For over 40 years! 

 

To make it even worse, one time I was in a department store by the Lancome or maybe Clinique counter and that song was playing on one of their videos. Right when Louie said "Dogs say goodnight" it showed a field of puppies. Clinched it for me. It wasn't until I looked it up on a computer that I saw the real words. I still say "Dogs Say Goodnight" because after a bright blessed day... they probably do. 

[Mother]

My niece used to sing  Kenny Roger’s Lucille

 

Why did you leave me loose wheel, 

four hundred children

and the socks in the field

You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel!