mistylady Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Redneck Therapy Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor. "Woooweee, I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money, I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!" (edited by Cat for ease of reading) Link to comment
Stephanie Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Ha!! Ha!! Cute Misty! Stephanie Link to comment
Necie Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Now that's MY kinda thinkin'!! Link to comment
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