OldMaineBear Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Three Wishes A Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and a Texan found a magic bottle and when they rubbed it a Genie popped out. "I will give you each one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ." POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our our precious land." POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable." The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with water." Link to comment
Pixie Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 I head a similar one, but the wall was around quebec. lol Link to comment
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