Trip Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 This may be the best Living Will I've Seen. I,_______, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: Glass of wine Chocolate Margarita Chocolate Martini Cold Beer Chocolate Chicken fried steak cream gravy Chocolate Mexican food chocolate chip cookies French fries Chocolate Pizza Chocolate ice cream cup of tea chocolate chip cookies Chocolate Sex Chocolate It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing' and call it a day! Link to comment
Deb2of9 Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 That is cute. My daughter says she can tell it was written by a women due to the fact that chocoalte was mentioned multiple times but sex only once. Link to comment
Aint2nuts Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Originally Posted By: Deb2of9 That is cute. My daughter says she can tell it was written by a women due to the fact that chocoalte was mentioned multiple times but sex only once. OMG! How old is that young lady? LOL Link to comment
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