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After 40 years of marriage

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After 40 years of marriage, a married couple in their early 60's were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

 

She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple, and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

 

The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband."

 

The fairy waved her magic wand and - POOF! Two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

 

The husband thought for a moment and said, "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry, my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

 

The wife and the fairy were both deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

 

So the fairy waved her magic wand and POOF! the husband became 92 years old.

 

 

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful b******* should remember fairies are female.

 

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haha... that sounds about right.

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rofl Hilarious!

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