ROBIE Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. 95% of all computer errors occur between chair and keyboard Change the world - move a rock. Running a successful home-based business with kids can make you feel like a hamster trapped on an exercise wheel; you just run round and round and don't feel as if you're accomplishing anything. There are two kinds of programming languages: the one that people complain about and the one nobody uses. About 25% of integers are divisible by 4. There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who can read binary and those who can't. We have enough youth. What we need is a fountain of Smart! A computer and email lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns. ...Sometimes, the more you read, the less you understand... Computers can reverse entropy. This message was transmitted on 100% recycled electrons. Proud to be a part of the Lunatic Fringe. A train station is where a train stops. A bus station is where a bus stops. On my desk, I have a workstation... Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. If all else fails: "rm -rf /" The beatings will continue until morale improves. The sentence after this one is true. The sentence before this one is false. If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space. If We Are Alone in the Universe, Then It Is an Awful Waste of Space We do precision guesswork. The moral of the story is that with a contrived example, you can prove anything. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "WOW... that was fun!" Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day... lying in a hospital, dying of nothing! Falling down is not failure... Failure is staying down. Save the Earth, it's the only planet with chocolate and wine. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. (Theodore Roosevelt) God grant me the serenity to accept the people I cannot change, the courage to change the one I can, and the wisdom to know it's me. Robie Link to comment
ROBIE Posted March 31, 2011 Author Share Posted March 31, 2011 ok.... that didn't turn out too well.... Robie Link to comment
themartianchick Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Proud owner of a workstation...Still searching for the fountain of Smart...Lemme go get some wine and chocolate! Link to comment
HazelStone Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 ahh great now I have that Marillion song stuck in my head. Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 cute! It said GEEK and it is in Humor ..................... So I thought there would be a picture of ME here? Link to comment
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