Too true!
Here's a few of my observations, not nearly as funny.
Keyboards do not make good stepladders
If you do use the keyboard as a stepladder to push the pager button on the phone base you will get caught LOL ( courtesy of Nicholas)
Even if you move the chair, somehow said child will find a way to move it back where he can repeat the stepladder incident until you seriously consider getting rid of the phone!
Toothpaste makes good fingerpaint