Replacing Balls

[Dora]

This is a genuine memo sent out by IBM to its field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite genuine.

 

Re: Replacement of Mouse Balls

 

If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.

 

Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

 

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method.

 

Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

 

It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.

 

Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.

 

 

 

 

 

(edited by Cat for ease of reading)

[Cat]

[Skagitgal]

Do you have any idea how hard it is to have laughing hysteria.....quietly....at 4:30 in the morning. This is hazzardous to your health....!!!

[Dora]

I thought you folks were just twisted enough to get a good laugh out of that one.

[cookiejar]

Head shake and eyes downward

sigh

That's just wrong Dora...Hilarious, but that's just so wrong.

 

 

[KimMC]

[Phatkat1956]

I think the mice in my basement are planning a revolt because of this post...they are not amused!!!