Sons are the light of our life but.....................

[Nett]

Another that I had to share:

 

 

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like

 

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.

house 4 inches deep.

 

 

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with

roller blades, they can ignite.

 

 

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a

crowded restaurant.

 

 

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not

strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and

a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint

can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

 

 

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is o n.

When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a

few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a

long way.

 

 

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a

baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

 

 

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's

already too late.

 

 

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

 

 

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even

though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

 

 

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-

year old Boy.

 

 

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same

sentence.

 

 

12.) Super glue is forever.

 

 

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you

still can't walk on water.

 

 

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

 

 

15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV

commercials show they do.

 

 

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

 

 

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

 

 

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

 

 

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys

do not like ovens.

 

 

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response

time.

 

 

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make

earthworms dizzy.

 

 

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

 

 

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

 

 

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their

friends, with or without kids.

 

 

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake

fluid.

 

 

[Vic303]

ROTFL!

[Jewlzm]

AGGGHHH! Thank goodness I only have ONE boy

[Nett]

But read the last one and you realize sometimes you really have two.

[WiccadStargazer]

Me Too! (me two?) My DH and oldest brother were part of those 80%! I don't think our neighbors liked us much that day!

[Nett]

Just don't let them read the one about removing chrome! LOL

[zzelle]

very true

[WiccadStargazer]

Definately won't be showing him that one!!!!

[pauline]

i have seen this before and always laugh at it and how true it is in so many ways but i do know a couple of "tomboys" who would be right there with the guys doing these things if they wasn't showing them how to do it right

 

[Nett]

Been there done that...OOPS! Did I say that out loud? heehee