Glynn Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang Of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground." Then I yelled, "Now, back off, or I'll kick the living daylights out of all of you!" St. Peter was very impressed .... "And when did this happen?" "Just a couple of minutes ago." Link to comment
cookiejar Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 Wow, that was good! Link to comment
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