OldMaineBear Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain... God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!" Link to comment
Cat Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Much of what the late George Carlin said was unrepeatable here, but I do enjoy this jewel... "Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid." Link to comment
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