Trip Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Pregnant Blonde The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy. I thought, "what the heck," and I started jumping up and down along with her. She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while, so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's more!" I asked, "What do you mean, 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have twins!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said... (You're going to love this!) "That was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!" Link to comment
Rezgirl Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Good thing she didn't go to Sams Club and get a whole carton. Link to comment
Trip Posted October 27, 2008 Author Share Posted October 27, 2008 Originally Posted By: Rezgirl Good thing she didn't go to Sams Club and get a whole carton. Link to comment
Bre'r B'ar Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 This joke seems famil'r Link to comment
michelle Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 So thats how these people end up with sextuplets... the multi pack pregnancy tests. Boy am I glad I only took one at a time! What a relief! Link to comment
Trip Posted October 28, 2008 Author Share Posted October 28, 2008 you should, your blond sent it to me to post..no guts.. Link to comment
ol'momma Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 T'aint blond... And I sent it cause I knew you'd love it. Link to comment
Girl Next Door Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 I got a kick out of going to .99 only and seeing .99 pregnancy tests and .99 fertility tests on the shelf near the .99 birth control and .99 "feminine cures". Of course if the test is positive you can mosey 3 feet up the aisle to buy .99 baby clothes, binkys, bibs, bottles, etc. Link to comment
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