Necie Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 Don't know if this one's been on here: Bill was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was REALLY angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning Bill got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a box, gift-wrapped, in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bill has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him. Link to comment
Jewlzm Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 I think Bill is buried in the back yard somewhere with the imprint of a scale on his forehead! Link to comment
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