Campy Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 A middle-aged woman Seemed sheepish as she Visited her gynecologist. 'Come now,' coaxed the doctor, 'you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me.' 'This one's kind of strange...' 'Let me be the judge of that,' The doctor replied. 'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies.' 'I see.' 'That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl.' 'That night,' she went on, 'I went again, Plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters ! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!,' she implored, 'I'm scared out of my wits!' The gynecologist put a comforting Hand on her shoulder. 'There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Ready for this?) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (I'm warning you.....) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Still not too late....delete now!) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'You're simply going through the change! Link to comment
Leah Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 50-cent pieces, and then dollar coins are coming next! Link to comment
Crazy4Canning Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Oh my...you guys do realize that in sharing these jokes you're helping me equip my arsenal for the holiday don't you? Oh my...definitely sharing that one. Link to comment
michelle Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 Oh no thats not good... she's gonna make the family over the holidays now! Link to comment
Aint2nuts Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 Originally Posted By: Leah 50-cent pieces, and then dollar coins are coming next! Oh man I can't wait for the change! That stuff really adds up. I will be picking pennies from the potty! Link to comment
Homebody Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Dang, went thru the change and only got hot flashes to show for it! Link to comment
Cricket Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Originally Posted By: Aint2nuts Oh man I can't wait for the change! That stuff really adds up. I will be picking pennies from the potty! You don't have to wait for the change. Just raise a small boy who swallows things. Truly. Link to comment
Aint2nuts Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Originally Posted By: Cricket Originally Posted By: Aint2nuts Oh man I can't wait for the change! That stuff really adds up. I will be picking pennies from the potty! You don't have to wait for the change. Just raise a small boy who swallows things. Truly. You've got one of those? Ship him here! My kids all want a younger brother. LOL! Link to comment
Cricket Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Sorry, my "boys" are now 27 and 30 years old. Link to comment
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