gofish Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be the first one released. 03. No one expects you to run -- anywhere. 04. People call at 9 PM and ask,"Did I wake you?" 05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 07. Things you buy now won't wear out. 08. You can eat supper at 5 PM. 09. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15 . Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them, either. 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. 19. You don't remember the person who sent you this list. 20. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience. And... Never, ever, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night! Link to comment
ROBIE Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I'm not so sure about #9..... Robie Link to comment
Cat Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Don't worry, Robie... you're still a kid... Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I'm not so sure about #9..... Robie Good thing is : They didn't say for how long! I can go for a least 4 hours without? Link to comment
Jeepers Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 21. When TSHTF you probably have enough food already put away to last until you die...of natural causes. Link to comment
gofish Posted February 23, 2012 Author Share Posted February 23, 2012 Don't be silly. I could never go 4 hours without my glasses. Link to comment
Cat Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Don't be silly. I could never go 4 hours without my glasses. :24: :24: :24: :24: :24: :24: Link to comment
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