Midnightmom Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. ...What was the third child's name?2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers....What does he weigh?3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, ...what was the highest mountain in the world?4. How much dirt is there in a hole ...that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?5. What word in the English language ...is always spelled incorrectly?6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. ....How is this possible?7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. ...Why not?8. What was the President's name...in 1975?9. If you were running a race, ...and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?10. Which is correct to say,... "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, ....how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?....Here are the Answers1. Answer: Johnny of course2. Answer: Meat.3. Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet. [You're not very good at this are you?]4. Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.5. Answer: Incorrectly6. Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere7. Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.8. Answer: Same as is it now - 9. Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.10. Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh!]11. Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big one Quote Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Thanks - have not seen this one for years! but still got them all right as I am a smarty pants! Michael Quote Link to comment
Mt_Rider Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I got caught on yellow yolk..... MtRider :duck 1: Quote Link to comment
Jeepers Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 I missed 6,7,8. I'm stooopid! Quote Link to comment
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