Lilly Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Fall Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Monday, Oct 30, 2007 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion ofany of the above courses, diplomas will be issuedto the survivors. Link to comment
dogmom4 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Class number 3 would be a necessity here...none of the males in my house believe they splash... Stacy Link to comment
mentalutopia Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Lists like this remind me how good I have it. Actually, I probably could use some of these classes myself! I've got a bit of trouble with #4 sometimes. The only class my DH needs is #10. I usually just stop the car and make him park it rather than stress him out by having to watch ME parallel park. Hey, I'm a country girl! We don't HAVE curbs in the woods! Link to comment
westbrook Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 sign mine up for class 5 class 7 Link to comment
westbrook Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 to be added soon... class 15... vacuum cleaners do not run them selves class 16... sweeping and mopping 101 class 17... how to dust class 18... window washing.. and we don't mean your computer Link to comment
HSmom Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Can I please enroll my dh in: 6, 7, & 13? Link to comment
WormGuy Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Fall Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Monday, Oct 30, 2007 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Simple solution, buy a model with an icemaker Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. No, I change it Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Sure, I will sit down…problem solved, just don’t call me a sissy Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. No need to explain, the floor holds more Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM I wish they could, but since they can’t I will still take hers to the kitchen Class 6 Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM No need for this class either, I bought two remotes Class 7 Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. She will love this class and it will save me a lot of time Class 8 Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Are dried ones from the yard ok? Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. I always do, really Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Nope, she’s had two wrecks just backing out of the drive Class 11 Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Now this one is hitting below the belt Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. It’s called meet me back here in 3 hours Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. This one is easy, I keep it all in a spreadsheet Class 14 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. I could teach this class Upon completion ofany of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. And for Westie’s classes class 15... vacuum cleaners do not run them selves You’re right, I usually do class 16... sweeping and mopping 101 Me again class 17... how to dust Now you got me on this one class 18... window washing.. and we don't mean your computer I’m a little behind on this one so a refresher course would be okay John Link to comment
SueC Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 My DH is the only male in the house and we have 4 daughters. He knows it is a wasted cause trying to get us to accept the toilet seat up. Down is the only way! Laundry, dishes, floors ... actually they are all his areas! I am so lucky! Floors because I have had back problems and vacumming and sweeping really agravate the back. The rest of the housework, I am studying and he is home. The remote, what remote? 4 girls!! Neither of us get to operate the TV. Flowers, I told him to not buy me flowers, rather buy me the rose bush! Birthdays etc. - well he would comment in June, it is your birthday this month isn't it? I would always say yes, then tell him still needed to buy something for my actual birthday. He soon learnt! Driving, I do most of the driving, as the girls and I dont like his driving. All in all I think he would pass most of those classes with a High Distinction. But dont have a class on ironing! Sue Link to comment
TheCG Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Originally Posted By: SueC All in all I think he would pass most of those classes with a High Distinction. But dont have a class on ironing! Sue Mom hates ironing enough that she wouldn't even teach me HOW to iron - she made Dad show me! Link to comment
Necie Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 An iron? Oh Yeah-I have one of those. Have even used it...to get candle wax outa the carpet. Put paper towels on carpet where wax is. Rub hot iron over paper towel. Will melt wax and paper towel absorbs it. Works with clothes, too, just put paper towel under and over wax spot. Hey-just remembered-I even have an ironing board! Inherited it when we bought this house. It's hanging on the wall in the pantry. Left it hanging there until I figure out what to do with it. It's gotta have a use for SOMETHING. Link to comment
mentalutopia Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 DH irons. I don't. Nor do I have any plans to in the near or distant future. Link to comment
westbrook Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 I sew so my iron is a tool used when sewing. very important to get a more professional look. Link to comment
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