ArmyOfFive4God Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something which seemed more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. Link to comment
Vic303 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 DH knows better than to try that on with me! I'd imbed those little sewing scissors somewhere painful! Link to comment
Jewlzm Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 I dont think I would be that silly as to start mowing the lawn with a pair of scissors!! Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 that is ONE good reason why we have reel mowers! and we keep them sharp too. so says Michael Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 funny - I thought the post was going to be all about ME! Link to comment
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