PureCajunSunshine Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 This gem is floating around cyberspace. Many thanks going to the unknown person who wrote it. Forgive me if this has already landed at Mrs. Survival. I looked and looked and couldn't find it here, so here 'tis! A Woman's Survival Song I’m not into fashion; I like camouflage. I got surveillance equipment Stashed out in my garage. I don’t wear many skirts; I kinda like my jeans, And they go so much better with My bullets and my beans. Now don’t be thinking that I’m crazy, Not a sociopath, not even mean, But if you come a knockin’ Keep your hands where they are seen... I got a Smith & Wesson, AK and Mossberg too, One Colt, two Berettas, A Kel-Tec... Hmmm, that one’s new. I don’t know when the SWHTF, But I’ll let you in on a secret, Let you in on my plan... I’ve got water, and I’ve got fish, I’ve got ammo in my pockets And a camera in my Dish. I got flour, sugar, and my salt, And if you don’t, that’s not my fault. I’m replanting my lawn with berries and their thorns All just to protect, all just to warn. Maybe a few bushes, maybe a few vines, And as far as you know, maybe a few mines... The pantry is full of canned goods, Closets are filled up too; Everything’s been inventoried, Even all my shoes. Kerosene is for the lamp light, And matches are a must. No one knows what I have, For there’s no one that I trust. Chickens I will raise, maybe some rabbits on my land, And a nice big garden, to help me feed the clan. Seeds I’ve got - oh, ain’t it nice, I got all that, and three kinds of rice. I got flour, sugar, and my salt, And if you don’t, that’s not my fault. I don’t get the hurricanes, No floods or earthquakes here, Just lots of icy blizzard snow And Mutant Zombie Deer. I’m ready for a nuke blast, Solar flares, or acid rain; I’m ready for the Bird Flu When the world gets quite insane. I’ve done my preps, Checked them double twice, Not like in Jericho, Cause folks won’t be that nice. My BOB is packed... Now what did I forget? Oh yeah, the gennie’s full And sitting on the deck. When TEOTWAWKI is finally here, I’ll be hunkered in my retreat, family will be near, And I got flour, sugar, and my salt, And if you don’t, that’s your own darned fault! Link to comment
Vic303 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I like it! Almost sounds like me... Link to comment
HSmom Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I resemble parts of that (and aspire to the rest). Link to comment
ArmyOfFive4God Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Originally Posted By: HSmom I resemble parts of that (and aspire to the rest). Link to comment
Jewlzm Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 LOL you took my post Ao5.. I was gonna do that Link to comment
cookiejar Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I'm helping to pack that song... LOL Link to comment
GoatLady Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Is this to a particular tune? Link to comment
Cat Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Sheesh, GL... we're women. And we know how to survive. We'll just make up our OWN tune!!! Link to comment
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