UKGuy Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 After the recent attacks in the UK, I can't think of a better place for this post. I mean - is this just a diversionary tactic or what? In London the terrorists failed to blow the two vehicle bombs up - leaving shedloads of evidence so they can be caught, and with 24 hour cameras all over London, we can probably watch the idiots walk all the way home. At Glasgow airport, One of the terrorists lit up the car like a molotov cocktail then jumped out of the car with his own clothes burning and tried to run away. Did the thought of 24 Scottish virgins frighten them that much into living? What a time to start a fire anyway - when everythings sodden wet through and the torrential rain will put out the flames. These terrorists need taking off our streets before they hurt themselves. Link to comment
cookiejar Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 These bozos had the I.Q. of cool whip. I like that one theory that it would be cheaper and more beneficial for all parties involved that if upon catching known terrorists we simply put them under the prison not in it. Link to comment
UKGuy Posted July 1, 2007 Author Share Posted July 1, 2007 Today, one of them turned up at the hospital where the burned terrorist was and the police blew his car up in a controlled explosion. This is a farce. Link to comment
ArmyOfFive4God Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Originally Posted By: cookiejar These bozos had the I.Q. of cool whip. Now ^that^ was some funny shiznit!!!! Mine is the attention span of a grilled cheese sandwich, LOL Link to comment
UKGuy Posted July 2, 2007 Author Share Posted July 2, 2007 How about: "I'd have a battle of wits with them but I won't fight an unarmed opponent". Link to comment
cookiejar Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Originally Posted By: UKGuy How about: "I'd have a battle of wits with them but I won't fight an unarmed opponent". Very true my friend. and very funny. here are a few more: ☻A few fries short of a Happy Meal. ☻Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. ☻He's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic. ☻Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled. ☻One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl. ☻Not the brightest bulb on the Xmas tree ☻A donut short of being a cop ☻A few feathers short of a whole duck. ☻From the British Army? Are you sure you're not from the Salvation Army? ☻Which village is missing its idiot?. ☻A Titanic intellect ... In a world full of icebergs ☻A few clowns short of a circus ☻A few beads short in her rosary. ☻As a failure, you are a great success. ☻You would be out of your depth in a car park puddle. ☻As bright as Alaska in December. ☻He's several sausages short of a barbecue. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate. ☻He's so dense, light bends around him ☻She's one tit short of an udder ☻He'll be doing joined up writing next ☻Whose brain will be donated to science and rejected? ☻He's a day late and a dollar short. ☻All Preparation, no H ☻College letters other than I.O.U ☻The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't anywhere in sight ☻You should request a refund from your university. ☻Who's several apples short of a bunch? ☻Whose doughnut is out of jam? Link to comment
Pigzzilla Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 My stepson used to tell his brothers "If I wanted any crap outta you, I'd unscrew the top of your head and dip it out" Link to comment
goatherder Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Unfortunately even a witless clown can inflict significant damage given the right tools and opportunity. Multiply that by the number of them that are out there and the odds don't look to favorable for our safety. After all, if you gave a roomful of chimps typewriters and unlimited time, eventually they would write a novel! Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 I was tring to be nice and NOT answer here but every time I sign on I see this and it makes me laugh. . . . NOT ALL Clowns are bad! Bubbles was a very nice Clown *<:o) before he retired and became a Homesteader. Link to comment
UKGuy Posted July 4, 2007 Author Share Posted July 4, 2007 I suppose Bozo's is too good a term for them. I just heard the guy who lit his self up in Glasgow had his mobile phone confiscated by police and it has all his terrorist contacts in it. Police have done controlled explosions on a few suspicious cars in Glasgow. Cars stand out like a sore thumb in Glasgow when they've still got all the hubcaps and the radio is still in it. Link to comment
UKGuy Posted July 6, 2007 Author Share Posted July 6, 2007 One terrorist has tried to crash his car into the main Ullsmere reservoir in Sheffield, police think it may be the start of RAMADAM Link to comment
cookiejar Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Originally Posted By: UKGuy One terrorist has tried to crash his car into the main Ullsmere reservoir in Sheffield, police think it may be the start of RAMADAM ARGHHHH! LOL Pun Police, Pull over! Link to comment
zinger Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Okay you guys - this one should have had a "spew" alert on it! Link to comment
mommato3boys Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 And to think some of this clowns were doctors Hopefully they were better doctors than terrorist or they need to request a refund from their university Link to comment
Bookworm Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 What we thought was sad (too sad to be funny) was Bill Hemmer on Fox showing and telling how the police were able to tell how they found out about these guys and who they were talking to by some kind of chip in the cell phone. Might as well hand over our playbooks to them so they'll know how not to get caught Link to comment
UKGuy Posted July 10, 2007 Author Share Posted July 10, 2007 July 1st was the start of a total smoking ban in public places in the UK. Do you think that will stop them lighting up in Glasgow airport?? Link to comment
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