Trip Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you... Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! Link to comment
ol'momma Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Coming from you, Trip, this post is doubly hillarious! Link to comment
michelle Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Now I've got to pass this one on to mom! Link to comment
Deerslayer Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 I knew I loved Trip!!!!! I am printing this off for my "younger" "trophy" husband as we speak!!! Link to comment
mommato3boys Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Although I was this way when I was 30 Oh Trip...hubby loved this he lost it on the last line. He was had knelt down beside me and was reading it and he was laughing so hard at the last line he couldn't stand up. Link to comment
Trip Posted November 23, 2008 Author Share Posted November 23, 2008 Originally Posted By: ol'momma Coming from you, Trip, this post is doubly hillarious! SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, respect your elders...also you know too much... don't force me to....well you kno... Link to comment
Skagitgal Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Boy, this is good. Thanks Trip. Link to comment
Fullpantry Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 That is hilarious!!! And so true!!! I sent this to all my friends! Thanks for the chuckle, Trip! Link to comment
ol'momma Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Originally Posted By: Trip Originally Posted By: ol'momma Coming from you, Trip, this post is doubly hillarious! SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, respect your elders...also you know too much... don't force me to....well you kno... What? What'd I say?? Did I say anythin?? Link to comment
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