Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders

[Trip]

Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders

 

Ever since I was a child, I'VE always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him... "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."

 

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears."

 

"How much do you charge?"

 

"Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor.

 

"I'll sleep on it," I said.

 

Six months later, the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked.

 

"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!"

 

"Is that so?" With a bit of an attitude he said, "and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"

 

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!"

 

 

[Aint2nuts]

Works for me. Only thing under my bed are those SCARY beans.

[michelle]

I always said bartending was like being a psychologist. Funny.

[Campy]

Isn't it amazing what some "common sense" can do.

[OldMaineBear]

HAH!! My "bed" is two box springs and a matress directly on the floor. An ant would have to squeeze in to get under mine.

[zzelle]

too cute

[Jewlzm]

makes perfect sense to me LOL

[CrabGrassAcres]

Wish I'd known this a long time ago. Of course, my mother would have had a fit if the six yr old that I was, cut the legs off the bed. LOL