> 10 BITS OF ADVICE TO PASS ON TO DAUGHTERS

[Trip]

10 BITS OF ADVICE TO PASS ON TO MOMS, DAUGHTERS, OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.

 

 

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

 

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

 

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

 

4. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

 

5. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so we can tell them apart.

 

6. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

 

7. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

 

8. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

 

9. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books.

 

10. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Crazy4Canning]

Well, with regard to #4 - some might say "the younger - all the better to train them!"

[Jewlzm]

*jots down - must try number 6 tomorrow - maybe bathroom will finally get finished*

[Deerslayer]

gotta love it!!!

 

 

i am a big fan of number 4!!! i think nowadays they would call me a "cougar" !!!!

[Mea]

Love them all...but #8 is my favorite.....

[HazelStone]

Well, with regard to #4 - some might say "the younger - all the better to train them!"

 

Almost 6 years of age difference between me and hubby. Why do you think my avatar here is what it is? MIL and SIL are astonished at the changes I've wrought already!

[ol'momma]

*jots down - must try number 6 tomorrow - maybe bathroom will finally get finished*

It works wonders on the gentleman who posted this thread...

[Pigzzilla]

My oldest sons wife is a believer in 'the younger is better' way of thinking. She is 4 years OLDER than ME! But she's a sweetie!

 

Pigz