cookiejar Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 Look out for Granny This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, and screamed at the top of her voice, " I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken by the event that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then realized why she could not start her car. For the same reason she realized why there was a football, Frisbee, and two twelve-packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told her story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed. Moral of the story: If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it memorable Link to comment
mellissat Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 I NEEDEDA GOOD LAUGH TODAY. REMINDS ME ABOUT TRYING TO GET A TRUCK JUST LIKE MINE AND SETTING OFF THE ALARM Link to comment
kully Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 I've worked so hard today that I'm exhausted. Now I'm laying on the floor laughing and I can't get up. HELP! Link to comment
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