Necie Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!" (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun) Link to comment
Cat Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Granny was having trouble getting the her garden dug up for spring. She tried it herself, then tried to get help, but everyone was too busy. Finally she confided to the chattiest daughter-in-law that Grandpa had left a can of gold and silver coins buried somewhere in the general area of the garden. It was well-tilled by nightfall... (Granny knew how to Git-R-dun, too!) Link to comment
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