ROBIE Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Toilet Cleaning Instructions : 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet; the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash and rinse'. 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog Robie Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 ...................... so I just posted about the free cat litter for some 'nice cat' from us, THEN I come in here to read your joke- Tobie is no longer on my lap! She is under the couch! Link to comment
Necie Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 AH--you should learn to read *SILENTLY*. LOL Link to comment
themartianchick Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 ...................... so I just posted about the free cat litter for some 'nice cat' from us, THEN I come in here to read your joke- Tobie is no longer on my lap! She is under the couch! LOL!! Link to comment
themartianchick Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 AH--you should learn to read *SILENTLY*. LOL Double LOL!! Link to comment
Necie Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 :008Laughing: :008Laughing: :008Laughing: Link to comment
ROBIE Posted January 12, 2012 Author Share Posted January 12, 2012 I should have guessed that cat would have something to say about that. Robie Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 AH--you should learn to read *SILENTLY*. LOL I did! But then with me 'trying' to hold it in.......................... and all that bouncing around my lap was doing......... well, 'nough said!, Link to comment
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