Dee Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 You've Turned Into A Mom When: You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes. You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school! You actually start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with applesauce. You weep through the scene in Dumbo when his mom is taken away, not to mention what Bambi does to you. You get soooo into crafts you contemplate writing a book called 101 Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells. You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, "Mom, why don't you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?" You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that you've reached over and started to cut up his steak! Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Guilty as charged!!! Quote Link to comment
ma & pa steel Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 LOL IT'S TRUE!!!! Quote Link to comment
zzelle Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 that sounds like me lol Quote Link to comment
Vic303 Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Yeah...some of those are true...and I never thought it would be me, either! Quote Link to comment
Glynn Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Well, I can't believe the Marine Corps AND NASCAR driving teams wouldn't be reduced to tears when Dumbo's mother is taken away! That scene will get to you. And Bambi's mother... And Old Yeller... Quote Link to comment
WiccadStargazer Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 What about poor Little Foot's mom? Or Simba's dad? Quote Link to comment
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