cookiejar Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Where is this place? A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town. Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress: "My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand." The waitress looked at him and said: "Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng." Link to comment
Jewlzm Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Thats Florida in a nutshell. They should have tried Withlacoochee though I wasnt sure if I should blindfold my children as we were passing through that town in Florida. Link to comment
UKGuy Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 Last time we had a visitor from Florida in York, we were stopped at a pedestrian crossing when the beeping sounded to announce the lights were about to change and she asked what the beeping was for. I said it was to let blind people know the lights were changing. She said "In Florida, we don't let blind people drive". Link to comment
cookiejar Posted February 3, 2007 Author Share Posted February 3, 2007 Quote: Last time we had a visitor from Florida in York, we were stopped at a pedestrian crossing when the beeping sounded to announce the lights were about to change and she asked what the beeping was for. I said it was to let blind people know the lights were changing. She said "In Florida, we don't let blind people drive". Link to comment
Pigzzilla Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Okay... But I wanna know why the Drive Up ATM at the bank is in BRAILLE !?!? Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 YES and WHY are there locks on the doors to our local 24 - 7 food mart that NEVER CLOSES ? Link to comment
UKGuy Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Why is abreaviation such a long word? ....and what sadist put an "s" in lisp? Link to comment
TheCG Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Quote: Okay... But I wanna know why the Drive Up ATM at the bank is in BRAILLE !?!? One of my blind friends has used those when he was out with me before. I stop just before it, he jumps out and gets his money. It works. Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 OK so tell me this ... why is there no hyphen in the word hyphenated ? Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 WHY ............ OH WHY .... do we drive on the parkway BUT park on the drivway? H E L P ! Link to comment
WiccadStargazer Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 If corn oil is made with corn and sunflower oil is made with sunflowers, what is baby oil made with? Link to comment
cookiejar Posted February 7, 2007 Author Share Posted February 7, 2007 Why is it called "rush hour" when your car barely moves? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station . . . Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 love it ! Link to comment
cookiejar Posted February 7, 2007 Author Share Posted February 7, 2007 Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? How do "Don't Walk on the Grass" signs get there? Link to comment
Amber Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 re locks on the 24/7 -- really for safety. One of the Denny's was robbed or underseige/hostage situation at one time. The cooks and helpers could not lock the doors, the doors had none at the time. Now they have locks like the rest of us, just in case. Link to comment
cookiejar Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail? Can you yell "Movie!" in a crowded fire station? What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? Link to comment
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