Freetobeme Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Now that I have you here...sit down and relax. Pull up a chair, have some tea or coffee. I'll be right back. There are some lovely scones in the kitchen. Link to comment
PlanoPa Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 ....hands out spoons and towels Link to comment
Roseofsharon Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Energy Breakfast!!!! Link to comment
ricardo Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 You know we love chocolate!!!! Forget the spoons! No need for towels either! I'll just lick myself thank you. Goatherder, are you looking for trouble? Link to comment
motherearth Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Wow! A beauty treatment! Isn't it just like a pricey mud bath at the spa? *CeeGee singing... I feel pretty...I feel pretty...I feel pretty, witty and wise........* Link to comment
kaseyb (Supermom!) Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Ha! Anybody see where Goatherder hid? I checked the chocolate stash in my kitchen cupboard and didn't find her there.... Somebody find that girl fast! Before she makes off with the Girardelli!! Link to comment
jillg Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Hope no guys come in and see a bunch of woman licking chocolate off themselves... (at least it's not each other!!!) Link to comment
Freetobeme Posted November 3, 2005 Author Share Posted November 3, 2005 Nope...not looking for trouble. Just thought everyone could use a little comic relief and chocolate of course!!! Link to comment
kaseyb (Supermom!) Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Comic relief is exactly what I needed today. You've heard of Murphy's Law? Well, Murphy himself has been following me around all day long! I already shared how I spilled my crockpot of saucy meatballs all over the carpet in my car....turning the carpet a bright neon yellow. And then while shopping earlier and putting groceries in the car I ripped my dress! Bah humbug..... But I made up for it, Goatherder. I knew before I left that grocery store that Murphy would pull another stunt so being a good prepper I got myself a bag of Back to Nature chocolate and mint cookies! You see, I remembered your chocolate thread (no kidding, I'm serious) and.....well, one thing led to another. As you yourself once said: If stressed, read backwards. Link to comment
Freetobeme Posted November 3, 2005 Author Share Posted November 3, 2005 NEON YELLOW! What on Earth do you put in those meatballs? ROLF! I'm not sure I'm the one with the 'stressed' backwards equals 'dessert' but it sure is a nice thought. Link to comment
kaseyb (Supermom!) Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Who came up with that "stressed" joke here? It's helped me make good pro-chocolate decisions ever since.... Well, the meatball concoction consists of a 50/50 mixture of grape jelly (melted in microwave) with Heinz 57 Sauce. It makes a beautiful burgundy color unless you spill it on carpet and try to wipe it up. I get the big bags of frozen beef meatballs at Sam's Club and put them in my crockpot. I add the sauce mixture and heat on high a couple of hours. Then I find something to spill it on.... From now on I'm dubbing them Soused Meatballs because they slip and slide all over the place! Of course, I had a little something to do with it since I failed to lodge the crockpot properly.....but at least I wasn't soused. I did it while I was in my right mind evidently..... Link to comment
Freetobeme Posted November 3, 2005 Author Share Posted November 3, 2005 Teaberry my dear, The meatballs sound divine, but you need a box to put your slippery crockpot in for transport! Link to comment
kaseyb (Supermom!) Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Yes, yes. Good idea. Do I blame menopause in this instance? I just can't say..... The only thing I can say is that it won't happen twice. In fact, knowing my Soused Meatball Recipe I probably ought to put a seatbelt around the box to keep them from jumping out the window and clobbering a passerby in the face. That's all I need: Road rage from someone assaulted by my meatballs. And with my luck they'd turn the person's face bright yellow! Here's a photo of my Soused Meatballs acting rowdy: Link to comment
HapyGirl Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 This thread is exactly what I needed today. I am laughing so hard I had a coughing fit Link to comment
Freetobeme Posted November 3, 2005 Author Share Posted November 3, 2005 So far I don't believe anyone has found my hiding place!!! Link to comment
johnnyhoz Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 OH! A chocolate bath! What a concept! Perhaps you have discovered a new money making scheme....a hoity toity spa featuring the Chocolate Bath......its gotta be better than the MUD BATH I had at a spa here in Northern California!!!!! Link to comment
PlanoPa Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 hey i didnt know you could do the back stroke in chocolate pudding Link to comment
kaseyb (Supermom!) Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Gals, I just gotta tell you all something: This is the most creative board I've ever been privileged to enjoy and you're all making me giggle with such imaginative hoodles!! I love it here!! ROFLOLOL!!! Link to comment
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