Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....

[ArmyOfFive4God]

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....

 

 

 

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told

 

my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

 

 

 

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

 

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

 

 

 

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up

 

and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably

 

wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for

 

coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a

 

possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos

 

plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT. Right?)

 

 

 

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him

 

'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem mad in the least. Whew, I got away with

 

that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him

 

why? He said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then

 

it said 'Oh S***!' Then it cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,

 

cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more and then

 

tripped over the coffee table and farted.

[DenimDaze]

Thank you. I got to have a real laugh, including tears in my eyes before heading off to work this morning.

 

'Cuckoo!'

 

 

[dogmom4]

[HSmom]

*snort*

 

[cookiejar]

 

That was excellent!

[Jewlzm]

I choked on a marshmallow!! That was just too funny!

[Dora]

Ok, I'm going to go change my underwear now LOLOLOL

[Clovis]

I got rid of our defective cockoo clock. LOL

[cookiejar]

Clovis!

[Crazy4Canning]

Oh my gosh! I've not laughed so hard in WEEKS!

 

When my sister and I roomed together she was known for coming in a bit late after a night out. I was usually doing something late, but one night she insisted that I had moved her fish tank (sitting on a coffee table *against the wall* in her room) to the middle of her room....in her *relaxed state* she tagged her foot on the edge of the table, sloshed water from the tank, bashed her knee on the edge of the bed, upended her purse and a few minutes later collapsed into bed and snored the rest of the night away. The next morning, I caught her berating the cats for knocking over her purse and 'fishing' in the tank.

 

I tried to tell her the truth, but she wouldn't hear it.

[zzelle]

omg funny almost wet myself

[ArmyOfFive4God]

Originally Posted By: Crazy4Canning

Oh my gosh! I've not laughed so hard in WEEKS!

When my sister and I roomed together she was known for coming in a bit late after and smashing into things. I was usually doing something late, but one night she insisted that I had moved her fish tank (sitting on a coffee table *against the wall* in her room) to the middle of her room....in her *relaxed state* she tagged her foot on the edge of the table, sloshed water from the tank, bashed her knee on the edge of the bed, upended her purse and a few minutes later collapsed into bed and snored the rest of the night away. The next morning, I caught her berating the cats for knocking over her purse and 'fishing' in the tank.

I tried to tell her the truth, but she wouldn't hear it.