Cat Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Come in cookie... Cookie, are you there? I've been wandering around in this Ellijay (what kind of a name IS that?) Wal-Mart for hours! I figured you'd be *here* by now! Wasn't it "meet in the camping department?" Maybe she meant in the toy camping supplies... Cookie! The security people are looking at meeeee! Where *are* you??? Link to comment
twilap Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 ROFLMAO Cookie was sugar free so I ate it! Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 now you know with a heading like this I just HAD to come in and see what was up? ~michael~ Link to comment
Cat Posted October 10, 2008 Author Share Posted October 10, 2008 **Checking the map after being "escorted out" by Security for "suspicious lurking"** Maybe I was supposed to be at the Murphy Wal-Mart??? Tennessee???? **Checking the parking lot yet again for a certain SUV with Florida plates... the Ellijay police are easing over by my van... time to leave...** Cookie? I hope you brought your charge card.... Link to comment
mommato3boys Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Quick someone look up a Bail Bondsman in Ellijay I think we might need it Why has the song Man on the Run suddenly started playing in my head? Link to comment
cookiejar Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Roger Cat-A-bout, I read you loud and clear... The North Walmart! I've been driving all over the parking lot looking for that Van! Okay a little more warning about the weather would have been good here chica! I had to go inside and buy a sweater. Brrrrrrrrrrrrr! Where are we? OMGosh Walmart is like the only of civilization! At some point Walmart security is gonna notice these Miami tags. Link to comment
Cat Posted October 11, 2008 Author Share Posted October 11, 2008 *There* you are!! OK... headed north... Luckily, I convinced the police that I was just a lost "Yankee", so they let me off with a warnin'. Oh, yeah, I forgot your "delicate southern disposition"... sheesh, this is no-coat weather up north... I'm workin' up a sweat just driving! Maybe you better pick up a warmer sleeping bag while you're waiting for me... I have the secret back entrance to the target mapped out. As long as the "moose" (wink wink) aren't runnin' free, I think we'll be OK. There should be a clearing to park the vehicles in near the back, but it'll be a long, rough trail in... Nearly to Murphy... *over and out* Link to comment
Cat Posted October 11, 2008 Author Share Posted October 11, 2008 **OK, cookie... follow me through this tangle of back roads and we'll be there soon. Man, did you ever think it's be *this* dark? And the signs aren't really good out here.** **Cell phone's cutting out... I thought you said you want to order pizza?** Link to comment
cookiejar Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Okay, there's dark..then there's this part of the earth! And HeLLLLOOOOO it's all backwoods out here. Yikes! what signs?? We is out there! All whole new meaning of RURAL. I am so glad you've got a conversion van.It's getting late! Let's also concentrate on not getting in contact with the *Moose*. Hey, this is sasqwatch country is it? I reallllyyyy want to be careful trespassing too! Link to comment
Cat Posted October 11, 2008 Author Share Posted October 11, 2008 Ummm, cookie? It doesn't have beds. Can you sleep sitting up? Man, it's chilly... Trespassing??? Honey, that's what we're *HERE* for... We can stay here tonight & then move the camping stuff further inland tomorrow... **Did you hear that??** Link to comment
cookiejar Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Sleep? What is sleep? And you asking,"Hey wanna try foraging?" and me saying,"Hey wanna say NO! That's what MountainHouse packs are for!" Creepy woods (insert Monster movie music here), Two women umm mm ahhhhh communing with Nature...yeah yeah that's the ticket! No, sleep was low on the option list. I like soooo cannot get reception out here... But I am following you, Oh fearless leader. The cookie is crumbling, do you copy? Link to comment
Cat Posted October 11, 2008 Author Share Posted October 11, 2008 Don't crumble little cookie... *What is that noise???* Hear it? Every now and then... that jingle noise... Just a little farther... we can set up here... look, see the roofs? We're close. Haul that hammock over here and we'll set yours up between these two trees... it's just right! Man, they must be having fun... hear the yelling? Either that or Trip's chasin' something... Now my hammock... I've never used one of these to sleep in. Got any more of those energy bars? I'm really gettin' hungry... That jingling... all the time... drivin' me *nuts*! (Ummm, no, I have no idea in which direction they might be shooting... ) Link to comment
cookiejar Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Hammocks beat upright in the van! What is that jingling noise? I cannot believe you can't order pizza online out here! Truly Barbarian country. Alas. Hey, what if they decide to do the Chica Gun Club thing??? Just exactly what direction did they say they were gonna shoot??? You don't know??? Hey don't these woods have Attack Turtles in em?? Link to comment
Cat Posted October 12, 2008 Author Share Posted October 12, 2008 **Cat and Cookie ease towards the clearing. Boisterous singing is keeping everyone near the campfire. Some big guy is waving something around his head... Is he wearing a DRESS??? Waving a feather boa??? Darlene must be doing Princess Bootcamp Initiation Ceremonies... The jingling continues. As the big guy moves away from the porch, a line of rocking chairs come into view, each one filled and each occupant ringing a bell!! (So THAT'S what it is!!) With each bell ring, another person rushes to give them something... more iced tea, coffee, leg of goat... Looking on in awe, Cookie trips on a tree root. Suddenly, a tiny bolt of ears and tail heads straight for us, barking like a banshee's riding him...** "Jack, Jack, come back! Don't chase those possums!" The big guy in the dress charges after the little dog and awkwardly stumbles in his *giant* high heels through the yard, feather boa dragging behind. **Cat grabs Cookie and they run for safety, away from the hammocks so they're not discovered. The fireball dog is held back by the bramble bushes, though Cat and Cookie charge through them because they sure didn't see them in time! Big guy reaches the dog and picks him up, scolding him loudly enough that no one hears the whimpers of two very scared, very scratched-up campers...** Link to comment
cookiejar Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Exasperated whisper mixed with panting- "I have stickers in my hiney!" gimp,ouch,gimp,thud,stumble. Link to comment
Cat Posted October 12, 2008 Author Share Posted October 12, 2008 Well *I* ain't pullin' 'em out!!!! **Stumbling back to their campsite, they never notice that something is following them...** Cookie takes care of her "stickers" while Cat pulls out the sleeping bags and plops them onto the hammocks. Using their handy-dandy mini campstove, Cat heats water for hot chocolate and Cookie pulls out the cooler for another ham sandwich. Opening the lid, Cookie discovers that all the sandwiches are gone! The only thing left are the fruits and veggies that Cookie wisely added. She shines the flashlight around the area and discovers big, barefoot footprints leading towards and then away from the cooler... And so they settle into their sleeping bags and hammocks for the night................... NOT!!! Link to comment
cookiejar Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 "Oh good grief, my aching...... ....back". cookie looks over at Cat who is half up a tree looking at the Homestead,"What? what do you see? who or WHATEVER stole the Ham Sandwiches? Gees, good thing I packed veggies and oatmeal for breakfast. Hmmmmmm an enforced cholesterol diet... gees." She stretches some more and looks for more tracks. Lack of sleep is showing. Cookie decides to act unafraid,"Boy, whoever stole our goodies is in BIG trouble. Good thing I didn't have Mippy!" Cat mumbles,"If you had Mippy, you probably would have shot the cooler or something." "What?" says cookie eyeing her tree chica buddy. "Ummmm, I said I smell apples cooking...and pork roast. Your not gonna believe this. Theres a woman and a man in plain view but she's fishing for bass and HE'S wearing an apron cooking." "What like a *Kiss the Chef* BBQ apron." "No, I mean an APRON apron." Silence then "Hang on I'll get you the camera". Link to comment
Granny Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Cat & Cookie. You two are priceless. Your "private thread" has gotten over 180 views so far. Reckon none of us can read signs. :24: Link to comment
Vic303 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 You two are nuts! But amusing! Wish I was there to share in the festivities! And Cookie, you're in trouble for not bringing Mippy with you at all times! Link to comment
Cat Posted October 14, 2008 Author Share Posted October 14, 2008 *SIGH* Well, what happened after Cookie handed me the camera... I was tryin' to take a picture of the *lady* fishing at the pond, but something else popped into view and I shot that instead... Then I turned around and thought I saw a horse, but it turned out to be this... Being chased by this... So Cookie and I took off into the deeper woods... Only to find we had stumbled into some *alternative* Survival Gathering... And it took everything we had to get outta there, 'cause they just kept *COMING*, closer and closer... (OH... not that last one... that was Trip, during the Princess Bootcamp Initiation Ceremony!) Anyway, we got back to our vehicles and took off, leaving everything there for *WHOEVER* to find... Ummm, Dar? You can HAVE yer Georgia woods!!! Link to comment
ol'momma Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Trip...I never knew you looked so good in Pink. I'm telling EVERYBODY at the range that from now on, all you get for Christmas is pink camo!! Link to comment
lunamother Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 that was very very cool, ladies Link to comment
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