Gardening's Better Than Sex (risque)

[cookiejar]

Gardening's Better Than Sex

 

Here are the top reasons why gardening is better than sex:

 

#25 - Gardeners are not embarrassed explaining the birds and the bees to their kids.

 

#24 - If your regular gardening partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you garden with someone else.

 

#23 - It's absolutely acceptable to garden before you're married.

 

#22 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against gardening.

 

#21 - You don't have to shower and shave before gardening.

 

#20 - You'll always be able to garden, no matter how old you are.

 

#19 - You'l never hear anyone say: "Is gardening all you ever think about?"

 

#18 - You don't have to hide your Gardening magazines.

 

#17 - Telling gardening jokes, and invite co-workers to garden with you is not considered workplace harassment.

 

#16 - Email with gardening content is not considered offensive material.

 

#15 - When you become famous, you don't have to worry about pictures and videotapes of you gardening being shown on the Internet.

 

#14 - Your gardening partner doesn't get upset about people you gardened with a long time ago.

 

#13 - It's perfectly respectable to enjoy gardening with a total stranger.

 

#12 - When you see a really good gardener, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you gardening together.

 

#11 - Every time you garden, you hope to produce fruit.

 

#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you garden by yourself.

 

#9 - When dealing with a gardening pro, you never have to wonder if they're really an undercover cop.

 

#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy gardening stuff.

 

#7 - You can have a gardening related calendar on your wall at the office.

 

#6 - There are no gardening-transmitted diseases.

 

#5 - No one objects if you watch the gardening channel on television.

 

#4 - Nobody expects you to garden with the same person your whole life.

 

#3 - Nobody expects you to give up gardening if your partner loses interest.

 

#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

 

#1 - Your partner will never say, "Not again? We just gardened last week! "

 

 

 

[WormGuy]

really cute but...I'm not sure about #19

 

 

 

 

John

[zzelle]

too cute

[babysteps]

Quote:

#19 - You'l never hear anyone say: "Is gardening all you ever think about?"

Well, you might.... but answering "yes" won't embarrass either of you!

Quote:

#6 - There are no gardening-transmitted diseases.

Says you! I get poison oak every year!!!!

[quiltys41]

Originally Posted By: WormGuy

really cute but...I'm not sure about #19





John

Me either...although I usually hear it in the middle of January when I'm drooling and daydreaming over seed catalogs!!

Very cute list!!


Q

[ArmyOfFive4God]

hehe! I LOVE it!

[Jeepers]

#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you garden by yourself.

 

Huh? Hey, where'd y'all go? Yooo-hooo. Who turned the lights off? Anyone out there? I can't see you. Hellooooo ellooo looo. Is this thing on?

[cookiejar]

Originally Posted By: Jeepers

#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you garden by yourself.

Huh? Hey, where'd y'all go? Yooo-hooo. Who turned the lights off? Anyone out there? I can't see you. Hellooooo ellooo looo. Is this thing on?

So wrong, funny but soooooooo wrong

[dogmom4]

[Trip]

Seems so much alike..plowin...plantin seeds...breathin hard an sweatin...prayin for crop failure...opps...that wasn't one was it...

[Sadie]

Trip what tree did you fall off of? You are such a nut!!

 

But that was too cute!!! And it is more my speed these days.

[Trip]

Originally Posted By: Sadie

Trip what tree did you fall off of? You are such a nut!!

But that was too cute!!! And it is more my speed these days.

Darlin..."I AM" the tree...