Hee-hee.
My son and I were going through the drive thru and McD's once and I was telling him my order to tell the speaker and at the end I said, "to go" and he repeated it to her without thinking. As soon as it left his mouth he realized what I had done to him. Duh, we're in the drive thru.
Once son and I were going through a toll booth and the guy said, "Have a safe trip." Son said, "You too!" I got the side look from him to see if I noticed. I did!
We have a garden center here called Petitti's. A neigbor asked where we got a certain shrub and he said, "Patooties".
Don't tell him I told y'all.