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Even the dancers in the ballet are learning to protect themselves.



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My new necklace - a grenade cozy!


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Well goodness, it showed up smaller than that in the preview.

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Sandra Backlund is now working on my side, weilding her knitting needles she has created some knitted monsters with which to strew the undergrowth and the trees against the evil male invaders of this thread.

The female models were not harmed, as the monsters only crave male flesh. heh, heh, heh...int_pic5_photo_ola_bergengren.jpg


Behold - the Serpent!



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int_pic2_photo_ola_bergengren.jpgThis one from Sandra Backlund, awaits along the shoreline... Always vigilant, always looking to entangle the unwary invading male in the long loops of it's body.


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A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind were 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand the curiosity.


She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"


The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my husband."


"What happened to him?"


The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."


She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"


The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."


A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women.


"Can I borrow the dog?"


"Get in line."






Thanks! I really needed that!

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