ArmyOfFive4God Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I got this in email.... Calmness in our lives I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac (or Zolof, whichever may be the case;) prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel ! Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace. Link to comment
One Frugal Mom Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Oh...that was good! hmm... thinking of what "bottles" I have in the liquor cabinet that I have started, but not finished yet... hehehe Link to comment
HSmom Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Hmmm...sounds like it's time to break out the Kahlua and eggnog. :cocktail: Link to comment
-6 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 LOL, Careful going down the stairs feeling so "calm". You gals are so funny-- thanks for the early morn laugh, wc Link to comment
Jewlzm Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 lmao.. I think that is inner coma.. not inner calm! Link to comment
ArmyOfFive4God Posted December 30, 2007 Author Share Posted December 30, 2007 Sometimes I think I would welcome the coma Link to comment
Cat Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 I could use a good short coma about now... Link to comment
mommato3boys Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Originally Posted By: Cat I could use a good short coma about now... Me too! I wish I had a place in time where I didn't have to deal with problems. Link to comment
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