Good underwear is important...

[Screaming Eagle]

If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead.

 

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under

your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story

of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have

their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry

on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife

returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer

inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.

 

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private

parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she

dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and

tucked everything back into place.

 

She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She looked

across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been

standing idly by.

 

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead...

[suzyq322]

Coffee in the keyboard AGAIN

 

[DenimDaze]

and in a town south of Rochester, in a fairly typical suburban home, two little girls come running to see why their Mom, usually a near zombie in the mornings is laughing like a lunatic.

 

thank you

[Amishway Homesteaders]

goats milk and shredded wheat in my!

[mommato3boys]

Oatmeal on the computer screen oh it burns.....

[Jewlzm]

[serendipity]

Ha! You cracked me up! Too funny!

[Jeepers]

[Skagitgal]

And it's STILL as funny at 3pm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mommato3boys]

20 minutes later hubby is still chuckling and saying

[cookiejar]

My windows are open and I laughed so loud the mail lady looked up.

 

My ribs hurt

 

[dogmom4]

[zzelle]

omg funny

[Abigail]

 

[S.K.]

cute funny