cookiejar Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 It has been noted in the media that homeland security can do a certain amount of survellence on subversive or even *fringe* groups that differ from the main stream. Now as we differ from the main stream can you imagine what they think is going on with a site that boasts: RedNeck Highrises I Got Pails, Masking Tape and sharpies!!! Wheatberries,TV and Mind Control Pickled Beets, Peaches and Canning Hatred Toothpaste-TP-and Mayo (Oh My!) Involoving The Kids Junk clothes Pins Goats Waste HAY!!!!! (dang them) Unnecessary Products Contest Home school legal defense (sounds ominous) Wheatberries Sleep Pants Tutorials (Oh dear lord what is that??) The Gift of Fear Giveaway Woodpeckers Map of Doom (and other fun places) Toad Licking Green Brownies The Two AM Syndrome One can only guess what they think is going on Suffice to say, when the SWAT team shows up...point at Darlene Link to comment
Cricket Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 I can just see some poor li'l agent guy trying to analyze the implications of numerous threads on the topic of "Peas are Round". Link to comment
mommato3boys Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 I know nothing. There is a bug in my computer that keeps bring this site up. I am telling you it is those darn wheatberries Link to comment
SugarDaisy Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Oops, I thought this was a Gloria Gaynor fan club! Link to comment
Cat Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 the Carrot Conspiracy electric tweezers as torture device/eyebag eraser cupboard cooking (you can DO that???) Killer Potatoes Link to comment
Jeepers Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 The numerous unorthodox uses for (Preparation H) I hid the word so "they" wouldn't know what we're talking about. Shhhhh! Link to comment
CrabGrassAcres Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Originally Posted By: Cricket I can just see some poor li'l agent guy trying to analyze the implications of numerous threads on the topic of "Peas are Round". "Since the green peas roll really well downhill, And the table kinda slants, you know they will, end up in my lap, since I sit at the end, so keep your peas in your plate, and we can all be friends!" Link to comment
Trip Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Wonder how many undercover FED's will be at the sleep over dressed as they think Mrs S members will dress? VS camo ? Link to comment
Cat Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 **Eyes Trip in a new, scrutinizing way...** (Do Undercover agents eat green beans... or NOT??? ) Link to comment
mommato3boys Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Originally Posted By: Cat **Eyes Trip in a new, scrutinizing way...** (Do Undercover agents eat green beans... or NOT??? ) Nah it will be the pizza dude...NO PIZZA for you Trip Link to comment
Trip Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Ladies...ladies!!....PO-LEEEEESE, I'm so far to the right I make Atila the Hun look like a baptist missionary !!!! While I will admit I've worked "under the covers" I've never been a snoop... nor a fink..rat or otherwise... And please leave the PD out of this, he's kinda sensitive and when he gets upset he wonders alover and can't find me... and without my pizza I tend to turn into a bear if ya get my drift!! Ya kno, I've said for years that if "THEY" meaning the ones who really "rule" America decide it's time to put us in our places I hope it comes in my life time coz I know that while being old and fat and bad knees i can do my share in dealing with at least a few of whomever they send to root out us non conformist...and at my age I should worry about the outcome???? Aa OMB has in his siggy..never pick a fight with an old man... So I say lets get the dance started!! why wait for the fat lady??? Link to comment
Jeepers Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Originally Posted By: CrabGrassAcres Originally Posted By: Cricket I can just see some poor li'l agent guy trying to analyze the implications of numerous threads on the topic of "Peas are Round". "Since the green peas roll really well downhill, And the table kinda slants, you know they will, end up in my lap, since I sit at the end, so keep your peas in your plate, and we can all be friends!" Bet 'they' are really going crazy trying to figure out that bit of code. Shhhh, the peas roll at seven. Link to comment
Cat Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Quote: the peas roll at seven Now ya got me ALL cornfoozzled... I thought it was "downhill peas roll fastest"????? Link to comment
Jeepers Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Sigh. Doggonnit Cat, don't give away all of our secret codes. The "downhill peas roll fastest" and "the peas roll at seven" are two different code phrases. Next I suppose you'll be giving away our secret hand shake. Sheeeh, loose lips sink ships ya know! Link to comment
sassenach Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Yep! they're after us probably.... gee, what can I let them know.... the celery is in the soup pot tonight..... ( third phrase for _____________ .) LOL. Link to comment
Bellapink Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 BWAHAHAHAHA, you guys have me laughing so hard. Link to comment
Stephanie Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Please do not turn around suddenly... It has now been verified that while green peas do indeed roll, we have established new rollers...blueberries. I repeat, Blueberries will roll AND it is advised to Freeze the Blueberries. Link to comment
Cat Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 **desperately trying to figure out the secret handshake... especially because we're ON THE INTERNET!!!!** Link to comment
Jeepers Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 WARNING WARNING WARNING ~ MAN YOUR STATIONS ~ THIS IS A RED ALERT * In case some of you missed it, notice in the Daily Diary section that "Bear Is Moved" I repeat, "Bear Is Moved" You all know your assignments. Do not discuss this with anyone. Do not delay. Bear Is Moved. *Cat will have to sit this one out because she doesn't know about secret internet handshakes. She will need debriefed and reprogramed. Her keyboard may need to be modified. I can't say any more. Link to comment
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