Cat Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Not that anyone *here* might need these.... ~~~~~~~~ SENIORS TEXTING CODE..... ATD - At The Doctors BFF - Best Friend Fell ~OR~ Best Friend Farted BTW - Bring the Wheelchair BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth CBM - Covered By Medicare CFCIPL - Can’t Find Car In Parking Lot CRA - Can’t remember Anything! CST - Can't See Texts CUATSC - See You At The Senior Center DWG - Driving Without Glasses DWI - Driving While Incontinent FWBB - Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW - Forgot Where I Was ~OR~ Forgot What I Wanted FYI - Found Your Insulin GCTJ - Gonna Cane The Jerk! GDIWU - Good Day, I Woke Up! GGA - Got Gas Again GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low GHA - Got Heartburn Again HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement IGLA - I Got Lost Again IMHAO - Is My Hearing Aid On? LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out LMGA - Lost My Glasses Again LMKA - Lost My Keys Again LMTA - Lost My Teeth again (see a pattern here?) LOL - Living On Lipitor LWO - Lawrence Welk's On OMMR - On My Massage Recliner OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas PKI - Pills Kicking In PTSCR - Print Too Small, Can't Read ROFLACGU - Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up SGGP - Sorry, Gotta Go Poop SWBW - Spirit’s Willing, Body’s Weak TTYL - Talk To You Louder TWG - Texting Without Glasses WAITT - Who Am I Talking To? WTB - Where’s The Bathroom? WTFA - Wet The Furniture Again WTP - Where's The Prunes? WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil WKGO - Wait - Knee Gave Out XYZ - Examine Your Zipper (OK, it’s a classic!) Quote Link to comment
Deerslayer Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 this one kills me!!!! Quote Link to comment
Vic303 Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Hey...some of those sound useful! Quote Link to comment
Cat Posted March 27, 2011 Author Share Posted March 27, 2011 I found the major list on several other sites and added another 20 of my own. Won't be long till I may need some of these, and I don't wanna *forget* them!!!! Quote Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 NDY........... Not Dead Yet! ITDP.......... Is That the Doorbell or the Phone? WNT....... Whats the Number for That 911 place? Quote Link to comment
AMarthaByHeart Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 Good ones also. AH. Now I am going to use these on my grandkids. They are always sending be shortcuts, then they have to send me the meanings. Now I can get even. :laughkick: Quote Link to comment
Trudy Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Cat, Just wanted you to know that you just got me in trouble! I just now found this post, and woke dh up with my laughing. I couldn't help it...got carried away. I will be borrowing some of these. k? GRLWI (gota run, laughing while incontinent) OOPS...That was probably . Quote Link to comment
Cat Posted April 1, 2011 Author Share Posted April 1, 2011 Cat, Just wanted you to know that you just got me in trouble! I just now found this post, and woke dh up with my laughing. I couldn't help it...got carried away. I will be borrowing some of these. k? GRLWI (gota run, laughing while incontinent) OOPS...That was probably . :24: :24: :24: Quote Link to comment
Cat Posted August 14, 2013 Author Share Posted August 14, 2013 Reminded of these today... Quote Link to comment
Mt_Rider Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 But shoot! I thot I was gonna get a 'cheat sheet' so I can actually read the text from that younger generation(s). MtRider Quote Link to comment
Cat Posted August 16, 2013 Author Share Posted August 16, 2013 Well, you could go to "Urban Dictionary", but I SURE wouldn't recommend it to the faint-hearted. It can be rather... ummmmmm "enlightening". Unfortunately, it will NOT give you any hope for today's youth. Quote Link to comment
The WE2's Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Printed these out...LOL I'm going to send my DD an email (she never calls or writes...only sends text messages...even on special occasions) with these. She knows I don't text, my cell phone's an oldie moldy. Quote Link to comment
Midnightmom Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Be careful if you use these shortcuts. They are funny here in this forum, but in the real world you may be saying things you really don't mean to say. Quote Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 WTHJSMALITM = what the heck just send me a letter in the mail! Quote Link to comment
Mt_Rider Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 I keep seeing "Meh" in some book reviews, etc on Internet. what's it mean? MtRider Quote Link to comment
Cat Posted August 21, 2013 Author Share Posted August 21, 2013 "Meh" is very much like the "whatever" that got so irritating. It's like "your input/comment/whatever is so nothing to me that I refuse to respond, so I say "Meh". Usually said in a flat, slightly bored tone. Quote Link to comment
Mt_Rider Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Ah..which is why I've seen in in the eBook reviews. Makes sense now.....tho it seems a bit...coarse in manners. MtRider -- thanks! [sometimes ya hesitate to ask....] Quote Link to comment
Ambergris Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 A lot of it's kind of coarse. But at least "meh" isn't explicit. There's a lot to be said for leaving a lot unsaid. Quote Link to comment
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