cookiejar Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 I noted in another post here on Humor Me that it had taken a *visual* turn to the violent... Rather than curb your violent emotional tendencies (UkGuy? Leah? ) I thought we could *channel them* into a more constructive pattern of sharing. In other words, show us your wicked smilies! Hear the voice over from COPS,"When Smilies go bad...very,very bad." Here's a start: How I'd really like to travel I-95 What I'd really like to say and do about working overtime What I'd really like to do to the slacker guy at my work, who I have to work with today. Seriously, if he was any lazier...His DNA would unravel. How I feel about talking to some family members about prepping Feel free to join in with the sharing (Insert New Age Music here) Link to comment
Leah Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 When people are mean to the weaker I HEARD it already...FOUR TIMES The dog that barks all night The one who poops in my yard Talking to the woman down at the DMV The man who keeps driving his motorcycle at 2:30 am around and around and around... Sometimes you just need to get it all out... editing, because some smilies disappeared. Link to comment
GoatLady Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Oh Leah! You got a motorcycle maniac too I often contemplate the ol' fishing line across the road trick Link to comment
Skagitgal Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 For unwanted vehicle noise early in the morning. There is always the home made version of the spike strip. 'Nooo, Officer, I have NO idea how that got there." Link to comment
mommato3boys Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 The college students that ask stupid questions To the professors that wait until 3:00 on Tuesday to ask me to type a 100 question test for Wednesday morning 8:00 (I am sorry your Honor I was having a bad day I was suffering from PMS and having hot flashes and then in walked Dr. ? and I don't know what happen) And to all the whiners because they have class on Friday before spring break :chop: (at least you get a spring break) Link to comment
Pigzzilla Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Where do you find all these appropriate smilies??? pigz Link to comment
mommato3boys Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Originally Posted By: Skagitgal For unwanted vehicle noise early in the morning. There is always the home made version of the spike strip. 'Nooo, Officer, I have NO idea how that got there." Or roofing tacks (most times when roofing tacks are dropped they land point up because the head is so much bigger.) Link to comment
Leah Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Right click on the one you like and click properties. That will give you the address. Copy it into the address bar, and enter. I just google a word, look for size small, and go from there. Link to comment
UKGuy Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Originally Posted By: cookiejar I noted in another post here on Humor Me that it had taken a *visual* turn to the violent... Rather than curb your violent emotional tendencies (UkGuy? Leah? ) I thought we could *channel them* into a more constructive pattern of sharing. Visual Violence, what me. Bend over Link to comment
Jewlzm Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 LOL That is just sOOOOOoooo wrong.. Never in a million years would I have thought I would see the rear end of a smiley!! Link to comment
Necie Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Had to work a double today. Aaaaaaaall day. It was bad. This is what I wanted to do to the cooks- This is what I wanted to do to the waitresses- This is how I feel about having to talk to the boss about it tomarrow- and This is what a customer at the bar proposed- This is what I wish he'd do- This is what I'd like to tell all of 'em- Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 to some people here - Link to comment
cookiejar Posted June 3, 2007 Author Share Posted June 3, 2007 Originally Posted By: Pigzzilla Where do you find all these appropriate smilies??? pigz http://bestsmileys.com/pageindex.htm is a great place to collect smilies, icons and such... Like these from the office: Link to comment
Granny Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Wow Necie, bad day huh! Is the one cookie posted your boss? The more I look at that guy the funnier it is! Going to send it to workers tomorrow with email title "important message" Link to comment
UKGuy Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies.htm and http://www.longdog.karoo.net/smilies.htm There's loads of smileys there Link to comment
Necie Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Originally Posted By: Granny Wow Necie, bad day huh! Is the one cookie posted your boss? Not at all, Granny. Boss man is very laid back and easy going. Sometimes too much so. He's very fair and reasonable and that's what made it so bad that I had to have a 'chat' with him today. Had to explain to him that the whole place needs a major attitude adjustment. There is absolutely no team work and everyone is bickering and fighting and at each other's throats and it's all so PETTY. There's been alot of PURE LAZINESS and I just don't understand people who think they are owed a free ride and should get paid for just showing up and doing the very minimum necessary (if that). Ok-done ranting. And now that I've highjacked this thread.... back to the 'icky' smilies. Link to comment
Jewlzm Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Originally Posted By: Necie Oh NO!!! First we abuse the peeps and now its microwaving smileys!!!! Link to comment
WiccadStargazer Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 What I'd like to do to 2 of my 3 younger brothers.... or maybe this... or this... or maybe just... Link to comment
Leah Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Nobody is posting in this thread! heh, heh, heh Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 WOW! You are so right nobody is posting here anymore? Link to comment
Cat Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Maybe they got all of their "grumpies" out??? Who pushes *your* buttons?? Link to comment
Skagitgal Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 I'm afraid,......very afraaid. But I love it!! Link to comment
Leah Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Does someone drive you mad? Tell us about it... Link to comment
Darlene Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 When my brother plays World of Warcraft all day and never lets me or my sister go on until 9:00 at nite- and when my brother doesnt feel like playing Hide and Seek- and last, when my siser eats all my and my bros ice cream when she has her Coffee Ice cream that i hate and my mom has the black walnut ice cream that i dont like either so that me and him dont have any ice cream i feel good now Madi Link to comment
Cat Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Hi Madi!! Sooooo... What kind of ice cream is *YOUR* ice cream?? Got a favorite? Link to comment
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