Annarchy Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 …from my Uncle.. 6 Quote Link to comment
Jeepers Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Crimony Annarchy, is this supposed a joke of some kind. I could just print these out and hand it to my doctor for an explanation+diagnosis. I identified with every one of them except for one. Can you guess which one? I just learned what the lines on a red solo cup mean. But of course I already forgot what they mean. But the prepper in me means to write them down so I can use the cup for an emergency measuring cup. When I remember. 1 5 Quote Link to comment
Mt_Rider Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Oh Annarchy! I'm just going to have to come back and read these again......when I'm not so tired! Most of them....I wanted to laugh really hard but all I got was a weak wheeeeeez. They deserve so much more!!!!!!!! MtRider 3 Quote Link to comment
Mother Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 7 hours ago, Jeepers said: I just learned what the lines on a red solo cup mean. But of course I already forgot what they mean. But the prepper in me means to write them down so I can use the cup for an emergency measuring cup. When I remember. I resemble that remark! 4 Quote Link to comment
TheCG Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 (edited) A few more giggles for y’all… Edited December 20, 2021 by TheCG 6 Quote Link to comment
Jeepers Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Yeah, that laughing and peeing a little ain't as funny as it used to be a few years ago. Well maybe it is a little...when it's someone else. Kinda fun watching someone laughing having a good old time and then see their face freeze all of the sudden and the legs cross real quick like. And you know exactly what just happened. That poor woman just multi-tasked. Squirrel ! 5 Quote Link to comment
Mt_Rider Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 OH! THAT ONE IS SOOOOOOOOO ME! MtRider 5 Quote Link to comment
Littlesister Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 Those are so funny. I enjoyed them. Will be coming back to read them again. Quote Link to comment
Annarchy Posted January 28, 2022 Author Share Posted January 28, 2022 My Uncle is at it again….. 5 Quote Link to comment
Jeepers Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Those are so funny. Probably because they are true. Please tell your uncle "THANK YOU" for lifting our spirits. And to you too for posting them. I had a near miss today. It wasn't funny at the time but my reaction turned out to be. I was walking in a parking lot and a car nearly backed in to me. He was so close I was able to bang on his car to get his attention. The funny part was I had my car keys in my hand and I kept pushing the button like a horn was going to honk. I didn't catch on until I got back in the car. Uh, for future reference, it doesn't work. Kinda like trying to answer the remote then the phone rings. 3 3 Quote Link to comment
TheCG Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 …if I’m on a date and the guy DOESN’T have a knife, odds are it’s not going to work out…and I DO have a knife. 3 3 Quote Link to comment
Midnightmom Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 On 12/20/2021 at 5:00 AM, TheCG said: I don't get this one. Should I google "tea?" 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Mt_Rider Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 7 hours ago, Jeepers said: I was walking in a parking lot and a car nearly backed in to me. He was so close I was able to bang on his car to get his attention. Yikes.....that's what happened recently to DH my mom and I..... People getting more in a hurry? Or bad eyesight? Or GetOuttaMyWay attitudes??? I wasn't sure about that once, Midnight but I think it refers to the Boston Tea Party????? MtRider 1 Quote Link to comment
Jeepers Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 After driving my own car for the last couple of days I think it could have been a combination of road salt on tinted windows. Luckily he wasn't going fast. Who knows, maybe he did hear my imaginary horn after all. I was pushing that button for all I was worth trying to get him to stop. He was an elderly man. 1 Quote Link to comment
Midnightmom Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 4 hours ago, Mt_Rider said: I wasn't sure about that once, Midnight but I think it refers to the Boston Tea Party????? That's what I was thinking too, but the "clue" didn't quite fit. 1 Quote Link to comment
TheCG Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 There’s definitely more than just the Boston Tea Party. https://www.harney.com/blogs/news/tea-war-part-two (Part one is linked in the article, and mostly focused on the Boston Tea Party) 4 Quote Link to comment
Mt_Rider Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 Aha! Thank you for that bit of history, TheCG. I find tidbits like this [tho they were undoubtedly HUGE at the time] are fascinating. MtRider 1 Quote Link to comment
Mt_Rider Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 I can't figure out whether to Or Or cuz Maui is getting these mystery injections.... Or ...yeah, doing that! MtRider ..... Pokemon, indeed! 1 Quote Link to comment
Homesteader Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 11 hours ago, Mt_Rider said: Or cuz Maui is getting these mystery injections.... My SIL decided not to take the family vacation to Oahu last week. Her first husband, my brother, was stationed over there and they had their first child at the military hospital. She has wonderful memories as we have all been there many times. My dad was stationed there and also taught a course at the university one year. This year, she declined to go with her second hubby and his family from Washington State (think ultra liberal ). They all had to have all three shots (including the children) and the passport before heading out on the airplane. Everywhere they went, the passport and masks were required. She chose to stay home instead of enduring all the shots/booster so that she could tag along, masked, with a super liberal family. Thankfully, her hubby understood totally. He had lost his first wife to MS and had memories that he wanted to remain the same with the first love of his life. SIL stayed home those ten days and we had wonderful memories and laughs over the photos we had taken over the years on Oahu. We sure looked a lot younger and tanned. 3 Quote Link to comment
Jeepers Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 So is Hawaii considered international travel now? You need a passport to go there? I thought I read somewhere that it had become the 50th state of the union. Humm. Dang Indiana educational system. Guess I need to get more woke. So restrictions on inter-state travel really are already in effect. Just used under the guise of needing a passport to board a plane...to anywhere. And you need gene therapy to enter? Too bad they don't have a southern border where Americans can just walk on in. Guess I need to get my passport in order for driving from Ohio to Indy. Restrictions have been talked about. Seriously. Go truckers. Speaking of that (digression in process ) they are building a big new toll booth but I don't remember if it's in Ohio or Indiana. It's BIG but what I noticed is there is an enclosed pedestrian type overpass spanning the toll booth area. Might be totally innocent but I've never seen something like that before. Why a pedestrian bridge over a turnpike? I'm seeing g*n portholes . And why do I always see Border Patrol cars parked along the road running radar? In northern Ohio. Must be those darn Canadians doncha know, eh. Oh, I just looked it up. It's in Ohio. One of four new ones going up on the I-80 turnpike $$$$. MAINLINE TOLL PLAZA - 49 (ohioturnpike.org) Kinda neat reading about the fuel pricing. I always gas up before getting on. 2 Quote Link to comment
Littlesister Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 These are really great. Been so busy lately. I needed a good laugh. 1 Quote Link to comment
Mt_Rider Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 Jeepers....... I don't think the Native Hawaiian movement has succeeded in turning Hawai'i back to the Kingdom of Hawai'i....yet. Bad idea. China would invade the new kingdom within 20 days....dontcha think? What I meant by "Maui is getting these mysterious injections" ....was DD1, DD2, SIL, GrS 1 and GrS 2. But most there do seem to want to drink the koolaid... But seriously, I think you do have to show vaxxx passport or recent negative test.....or, I think they still offer quarantine time as an option. OTOH....various individual states do seem to be considering how they can use the rights of states against what the fed might want to decree.... That was built in to give us options...move to a different state if we choose. MtRider ...... even in my elder years, I am SO not gonna fit certain aspects of Maui standards. Quote Link to comment
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